Month: June 2009

  • quickies

    The BF sent me an NYTimes article dated Saturday that essentially said exactly what we did about Michael Jackson. We gave ourselves high-fives for that one for beating them to it. I miss writing pop culture diatribes. Perhaps I shall write more.

    Um, so I was much more upset about Billy Mays than I thought I should be. The past few Thursday mornings, Justin and I have been comparing Pitchmen notes and talking about how awesome Billy and Sully are and the whole thing happened out of nowhere, which really startled me. My little brother texted me yesterday saying “Billy Mays died” and I didn’t believe him – when I pressed him for further details, he said “he got hit on the head by plane stuff,” which was too oddly specific for him to come up with by himself. UGH. Too many people are dying young and it makes me re-evaluate my priorities, you know?

    My dad and I were Gchatting today and he said he was going to come out for the weekend with my sister and brother! This is unexpected and awesome. There may be Natalia’s Family pictures from Xanga HQ.

    You are now updated with my life. [tips hat]

  • Can there be another Michael Jackson?

    The boyf and I were talking about Michael Jackson last night. I had experienced relative fits of incredulity as I sat on ONTD and TMZ and hit F5, F5, F5 as the reports on MJ’s condition worsened and it seemed a very real possibility that the king of pop would be dead by the end of the day, if not the hour. And he was.

    Last night, he brought up the question as to whether or not there would ever be another Michael Jackson and asserted that he didn’t think it was possible to have a pop star of such international magnitude and intrigue. I maintain that there will be – wherever there are beats and pretty girls, pop will live forever – but one is hard-pressed to find someone, aside from Madonna (and he argued Radiohead; I cited Britney), that has been able to reach cult status, reinvent himself and land success all over the world.

    Chuck Klosterman writes about shared experience in IV, his pop culture manifesto, and how because we have 600 channels and bootlegs and even the internet, where niche markets are so overserved but inevitably separated, he doesn’t think we’ll ever have a true experience that EVERYONE has seen. He says in his book that Johnny Carson’s last episode was the last time we’d have something that everyone in the world has seen. Back then it was the radio and cassettes; now it’s iPods and niche radios. It’s so personalized that the chance of having everyone see one event simultaneously is slim to none.

    That being said, the market is so segregated that it’s nearly impossible to have someone conquer the charts once, let alone thirteen times like Michael did. Billboard charts everything from Top 40 to ringtone sales; how is anyone supposed to keep up with all of it? Half the time, when you read the list of Grammy nominations, you don’t know who half the people are. Best Bossa Nova compilation? Huh? Having success in one particular category means nothing to the average person.

    And that was who MJ appealed to – from today’s pop stars to your neighbor down the street who whistled Beat It while he went out to get the paper from the end of the driveway. You could hang out in your kitchen with socks on and try to moonwalk or put on one mitten and you WERE him, even if for a brief second. His personal life made him even more bizarre; you wanted to figure him out, to see why he was the way he was. Maybe it was because he started in the Jackson 5 when he was eight – who’s ready to be in the spotlight before hitting double digits? Nobody. Maybe it was because he had an odd affinity for chimpanzees and clinging to the childhood he never got to have. He was weird, but you always wanted to know more.

    So while pop tarts and their respective hits come and go and celebrities express their love for vodka and Red Bull or eating pizza in bathtubs and posting it on Twitter, there will be a gaping hole where MJ was – keeping us confused, intrigued and dancing in our armchairs.

  • sometimes spam is really funny

    image from a spam message today:

    GRARGH I LONG TO BE SATISFYING GRRRRRR

    that made me laugh out loud

  • recital mayhem

    This weekend, I helped out at a two-day dance recital-a-thon. The place where I used to do gymnastics (all my sibs and even my dad have taken classes there and my mom used to teach) has four shows in June over the course of two days and I wanted to go.

    We have kids from the age of 4 to 57 and need to get their hair braided, makeup on and shoes ready; then they go upstairs to watch the show, come down when it’s their turn to dance, they dance (tra la la la la la la) and go back upstairs until the end of the show when their parents pick them up. The show is around three hours with all the kids that have to dance.

    Anyway, for all that to go on, we had minimal crises. One girl forgot her headpiece to go with her outfit. One got so nervous she had an accident in her tutu. We have had barfers in the past.

    The very last show is Show D, which was moving incredibly smoothly and had us scheduled to end the show after about two and a half hours – yahtzee! That is, until the fire alarm went off.

    I’m up in the balcony with four other late-teenage/early twentysomething girls and twenty-five rows of kids while the lights are up, the alarm is going EEER. EER. EER. EER. Kids are crying and saying they want their mommies, I looked over at the girl with the headset who could get directions from downstairs and she mouthed I HAVE NO IDEA and one of the girls dancing to Fabulous had the face crumple parents know all too well – things are fine, then the face crumples and then she’ll cry for ten minutes. We can’t have that.

    We all split up and picked out the kids that looked the most upset. We picked up a couple and held them – some of them just wanted us to cover their ears for them – and my favorite Fabulouses settled down enough to go brr-brr-MAAA! and keep themselves busy.

    We heard a couple theories as to why the alarm went off. I heard that the school did a test of the emergency alarm system on Sundays, which is true, but apparently it was turned off. I heard a very questionable rumor that a dad who wanted to get the hell out of the show pulled it to end it early…and I speculated that it was my mom’s revenge. It turns out that a mommy had left the auditorium with a baby and the delightful tot pulled it (helena: THAT BABY IS A CRIMINAL! SEND IT TO JAIL).

    The show was over at 9:20. I went out with my friends to Steak and Shake and promptly crashed afterward.

    What did you do this weekend?

  • What advice would you give to graduating seniors and why?

    [cue pomp and circumstance]

    1. If you don’t know what you want to study in college – and most people don’t honestly have it set in stone – community college is a really fantastic alternative.

    I was unmotivated to go to school, didn’t really know what I wanted to do and didn’t like the idea of leaving home right after high school. For a year, as my friends packed up and went to school, I took classes and worked and it was the best decision I could have made.

    It should be noted that people will talk and wonder why you didn’t leave for school. This is fine. Come June, your parents will explain later that the college you are transferring to in August is actually paying you to go. This is sweet.

    2. Take as many pictures as you can. It doesn’t matter how dumb they are.

    3. Buy and sell your books on half.com or Amazon. You should get about three times more than you would at the bookstore. If you need a book, like, that day, make a friend in your class. It is going to be weird having to talk to people. It’s worth it.

    4. Turn off the BLEEP! BLOOP! noises on your AIM in the dorm. Encourage others to do the same.

    5. STUDY ABROAD. You will learn more about yourself and another culture than you would in any classroom; having explored a country and owning a passport is a very good thing. It’s scary and expensive and so worth it.

    Now throw your cap.

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