I need a new voicemail message. Just like away messages, I obsess over my voicemail and feel obligated to change the outgoing message all too frequently. I’ve had a bunch:
As recorded by my sister Kat:
WHAT UP, THIS IS SETH’S PHONE. um. It’s not being answered right now, so um, leave a message and I’ll get back to you later. peace.
That one confused some people. Most messages would start, like, “um, I’m calling for Natalia…”
When I was getting calls about internships and had to be super-professional at all times:
You’ve reached Natalia Lastname at 614-mynumber. I can’t come to the phone right now, but if you’ll leave your name, number and a brief message I’ll get back to you as soon as I can. Thanks! Bye!
Barf.
As recorded by me, Matt and Andy and to be performed in a sort of round and then holding the note out to create a barbershop quartet-esque chord:
THIS IS NATALIA’S PHONE LEAVE A MESSAGE
THIS IS NATALIA’S PHONE LEAVE A MESSAGE
THIS IS NATALIA’S [laughter]
CALL ME BACK!
We had been drinking.
As recorded by Kat, sung to the tune of the Three’s Company theme song (can’t really explain the S Club in that video, sorry):
Come and knock on our door! This is Natalia’s phone! And I’mnotpickingitUPrightNOWbut if you leavemeamessage then I’ll call you back! da-da-da-da. That would be so dapple…
So for now, mine is the kids I babysit and I saying “hey girl hey” and then the standard “leave a message…kbye!”
I am open to suggestions. Also, what does your voicemail message say right now?