October 14, 2008
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What would be the first thing you would do if you were trapped in a mall?
clear out space for a stage and begin my first tour as natalia: karaoke mall star extraordinare!
/popstar envy
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If you can do the entire Buck Rogers theme on a harmonica, your life is set.
I would make an Orange Julius!
@Drakonskyr - Or at least the Magnum P.I. theme…
The idea of being trapped in a mall probably sounds a little too good to me….
I, personally, would escape.
I would grab a bunch of clothes from my fav stores and wear them. I would grab lotsa coffee and call my friends. I would call sasuke9573 (my BFFLE) and tell her to get over here and hurry up! Then i would call my friend Annie and tell her get over here i can let u into the mall cuz im stuck in here. then we would have a shopping spree! Actually, more like a free spree! Then we would buy lotsa food and coffee and OMG when the mall opened in the morning i would tell my friends spread out and hide in different parts of the mall so we wouldn’t be found so easily. Then we’d do the entire thing again, except this time we went home on our bikes that we brought with us, left notes for our parents, and went back. LOL this would be fun. Good. Good.
Ok, i admit it. This would be too much fun for me and I’m crazy. Being crazy is fun. Good. Good.
Did you hear about those people who lived at a mall for four or five years? Pretty crazy . . .
Haha. I don’t think I could ever do karaoke.
lol…you could then begin a tour like Tiffany and Debbie Gibson did back in the day.
Can you do a good cover of “I think we’re alone now”?
@edlives - @Drakonskyr - forget those songs. What about the song the Three Amigos sing in the bar: My Little Buttercup. Now that is the song of real people caught in a mall for eternity.
@PopeOnABomb - obviously. THE BEATING OF OUR HEARTS IS THE ONLY SO-OOOOOOOOOUND!
There’s always Like a Feather.
ryc: It’d make you say things like “explody bombs” in conjunction with horrific abortion clinic suicide bombings, which is pretty cool.
I would totally reinact the Are You Afraid of the Dark? episode in which the kid was trapped in the mall/pinball game. Awesome.
Ever see Dawn Of The Dead? Not the remake, the 70′s one. After seeing that, I’ve changed my whole “wa-hooo! I’m trapped in a mall! Let’s go crazy shopping!” to “ok, what if a zombie was at the front gate of the sports store, what would I need to kill it…”…lol. It would turn into a bad Home Alone sequel called “Mall Alone: Lost In New York (Yankee Candle Store Next To Debs and Radio Shack)”..lol
@DrugInducedDuck - I agree. That would be the coolest thing in the world.
Aren’t you going to clear all the zombies out and barricade the doors first?
@Natalia - Do you remember that episode of Full House? Joey lets the girls stay up late to watch a Tiffany concert on TV.
I would freaking trash the place! LOL when the employees got there in the morning, everything would be in some weird place. Me and Katie and Annie would go nuclear on it.
I would find a PC with Internet connection and stated I am trapped in the mall on my Xanga blog.
I would grab the fines joint packs , loads of whiskey , some beds and retreat to a television/techincal shop to watch tv , get high and drunk .