September 7, 2008
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I Know You’re Excited. Put Your Hands Down.
Okay, Idol 2.0 . . . I went to Connecticut with the kid I babysit regularly and his mom for the show. We had a blast and I took about 2893423984 pictures because we were so close to the front.
But of course, there has to be That Girl who puts her hands up and singlehandedly ruins otherwise good photos. I think she’s related to Hair Guy (who stands in front of you and makes your camera focus on his gross, over-gelled hairdo instead of whoever is on stage).
my favorite…the jazz hands edition
In conclusion, if you would rather keep your hands attached to the rest of your arms (lest I remove them with sheer brute force), please keep your limbs to yourself.
Comments (41)
Hey, nice bracelet on that woman in front.
I was going up Powell street today and I saw a bunch of ugly skinny chicks standing around and couldn’t for the life of me figure out what it was a line for until I saw the America’s Top Model Audition sign somewhere further up the block…next to a Burger King.
@fullmetalbunny - she could totally be a hand model. maybe she is already. or maybe her arms fall asleep easily and as such she has to keep them up and active. i think Natalia is being unfair here.
She must be Italian.
I’m so drunk right now and this post is the funnniest thing I’ve seen all dayh.
oooh, that’s really close. more pictures please (sans hands)!!
Atleast they were pretty hands.
@seedsower - Oh I’ve seen prettier.
And in that last picture she looks like she is saying “HALLELULLA!”
P.S. Looks like you had a good time despite The Girl’s hands.
P.P.S. Despite sounding like an idiot: where on Earth is everyone getting those neat personal avatars? I must have missed the memo, ’cause I’m usually in the know. *shame*
HAHAHA.
hahah!
@owbert - ARM DISORDERS ARE SRS BIZNASS
@Drakonskyr - burgers are fierce. you should’ve tried out.
@bryantomato - i’ll upload some more and stick ‘em in an “idol” album. we got some good ones.
@seedsower - you always look on the bright side of things
@AdiOpERsOcoM - faceyourmanga.com
It’s like she thought it was a church service or something.
@Natalia - hmm. I think it’s my connection, but some photos can’t load properly. tell me if syesha is wearing any shoes
@leadwoodfolk - hahahaha!
That is hilarious! (I mean, the “lest I remove them with brute force” part)
@AdiOpERsOcoM - Ha ha! I had to ask that too! Welcome to the club!
I hate bitches who do that. If I were in charge of the world, all concerts would be sit-down only with assigned seats. A buzz-saw would swing by occasionally to take care of any foreign limbs that are blocking everyone else’s view.
aren’t your hands up for the picture?
Maybe she’s an aspiring hand model trying to get noticed by someone?
@himynameisgusandiscarepeople - Woohoo, I’m part of a club!
@AdiOpERsOcoM - Doesn’t it feel great?
@iamthebella - mine were out in front of me and not up above my head
@Natalia - ah… I just assumed since a lot of people at concerts take pictures like that… hahaha.
@iamthebella - i have enough pent up rage at people who do that that i make a concerted effort not to do that! we actually helped the people behind us get closer pictures, too . . . sort of a weird and helpful crowd
@the_greatest_pip - probably . . . and now i’m giving her free publicity! rats. hoist with my own petard.
@Natalia - except the girl in front of you right? haha.
petard is a funny word. if i were a laugh out loud kinda guy, i would totally laugh out loud (or claim that i did when i actually didn’t) every time someone uses the it.
it does suck when people do that. To me it is rude
Hahahahaahahahahah
DUDE. I just posted a pic where someone ruined my photo by throwing their fist up! I totally forgave them because we were at a ball game but y’know, maybe I shoudn’t have. Totally ruined my shot of the opposing team’s manager getting THROWN OUT of the game!
@moonbunny - jerks. your pictures are gorgeous, btw
that’s pretty koolaids
i just clicked on my footprints and came to your site. : )
urgh, you can find ‘that girl’ and ‘hair guy’ in every event that involves a standing crowd facing a stage or something. the ‘hair guy’ irritates me more because he’s 95% of the time taller than me, and moves his head in every direction all the time blocking my view as well as appearing in all of the pics i attempt to take.
ROFL! HA! How did I miss this. lol I am loud and I laugh a lot, I dance in my seat and am maybe a little embarrassing… but I DO NOT, do that. lol
I also would have asked her to put her hands down… but that’s because I’m uncouth. lol
Oops I forgot… I wanted to use my big boobed bearded lady avatar. lol
It looks like you had a good time!
Maybe, she’s trying to be a hand model and get discovered?
Thats cool, I wont to go to a concert I have never been to a big concert. I have been to the ones at theme parks and baseball games and concerts like that. I hope you had fun
-Brock @ O0gaboga
Well, it is hard not to give someone a hand. Judi
Hilarious – because we’ve all been there. Jazz hands indeed.
lol @ jazz hands! cool you got to go to the show.