My friend Amber and I have been talking about seeing a psychic for a long time now – we wanted a fun, cheapo reading that we could overanalyze for Hours of Fun©.
And tonight, we finally went.
The woman (and her yappy dog named Joshua) told me a bunch of things that may or may not come true, most notably that I would be married in five years in June, that I would own my own business someday and that “my color” was velvet.
Silly psychic. Velvet isn’t a color. I Googled it. It’s not.