June 17, 2008
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Your, uh, stage name
I asked the kids I babysit and their parents what their . . . stage names . . . were (we called it something different in school, but this is the squeaky clean version; deal!).
To find yours, take the name of your first pet – that’s your first name – and add it to the first street you lived on – that’s your last name.
Voila.
Samples:
Chumsley Vendome
Garbanzo Fairway
Elizabeth Westend
Comet PartridgeWhat’s yours?
p.s. if you are looking for a new screen name, I recommend these
Comments (71)
Yurtle Treeview
wow…wow
treeview, what are the odds?
so what’s YOUR “stage” name
@eadie - goldie strawpocket
I don’t remember the name of the first street I lived on, I was a little kid. But my first pet’s name was Amber.
@Natalia - there’s a street called “strawpocket”? wtf
lol. Mine is… Geez, I forget my first pet’s name. I think it was Iallibu..
Soo.. Iallibu Demetrias? Haha, radical.
Sam Onadega.
lol @ strawpocket.
Cornflower (I’m not counting the pets I didn’t get to name.) 5th Street.
@JustImaginary - what’s iallibu from, or did you make it up? either way, that’s awesome
Clancy Wilshire
Wow this is going to be awesome. Oh my God, but a total show of my nerdiness.
Syntax Ruby
crabcake vera
totally your PORNO name.
HAHAHA Mine would be Tabitha Stadium. Not very fitting to my personality. I ain’t no tranny…
@EilisAngelos - you can count that as Cornflower V, then, i think. it just looks classy
@lyricsninja - yeah i get enough weird searches from google and didn’t want to add that particular term to the growing list of searchables
@EilisAngelos -
Cornflower 5th Street!! HAHAHA
OOOO I sound like a Spy! COOL! Bullet Lancaster.
But If you count the 1st that I cannot remember then I sound like a weather bombshell Pepper Lancaster,,,
@Natalia - Good idea. I’ll try that from now on.
However, I’d already thought of a few different stage names, in case I make it big and don’t want to use my real name.
A couple of the possibilities:
Eli Under Grace
Evening of September
Eilis
Hmm… they all start with an “E”. Oh well.
macky kilbourn…uhhh…I’ve only lived on two streets ever in my life…hmm…I don’t think macky queen’s gate terrace sounds any better. lol.
p.s. in grade school we called it stripper name. haha.
Skeezer Gay, I kid you not.
Frisco Bronco! Oh, my goodness. lol
@Blue_ButterflyBaby - I totally dig that man.. totally man!! Frisco Bronco!! Mine is just sooo nerdy. Syntax Ruby.
roxie broadway? oh my.
@Natalia - Um.. I got it from my smarticles! *points at head*
I’d be a girl then… 0_0
Nicky Newgate
Prissy 10th Avenue
Angel Darling. Eh..not too bad. Kind of redundant though =/
hi, I’m Joey Compton!
btw, you are so weird.
Sidney Eastwood. Not bad! Not bad! Sounds like a hot… erm…. Stage Name…
Gizmo Williams!
Yeah we grew up with a goldfish named “Goldy” so ok..then we lived on 2nd street…so..Goldy 2nd Street. Hmm..sounds more like a movie Paul Newman would be in..lol. Ok..well when we were growing up, the very first street we lived on was called Yukon..so Goldy Yukon..sounds like a type of potato or yam..lol.
The kids in the freshman engineering program that I work with have to name the robots that they spend spring quarter building and programming. We always get some Johnny 5′s, and stuff like that, but I think my favorite this year was a group that used one of the members’ “stage name” – Dusty Townshiproadtwelve. (Dusty was on 10TV for a few seconds the day of the big robot competition, so you might say she is famous. I would say so, anyway.)
creamie wilshire!
Dutch Delloak.
Kirby Shackleford, at your service.
@awth44 - ha! Tabitha Stadium…..okay, that’s funny.
Muggs Falls of Neuse ROFL Some how I cannot picture a stripper by that name
I guess that is why I never took up the ‘art’ although, if I was not disabled, I WOULD love a pole in my bedroom dancing pole, dammit, dancing pole…I…ever mind TMI
Happy Skipwith
Mine is Feathers Fontainebleau. I WIN.
I would be Precious Sheridan… it’s a good name
Schnitz Knoll ?????
Jigers Village Way
I’m not feelin it.
Thanks for the fun post!
mine is Rachel Ken Arbre.
sucks.
Cinnamon Bassett
Subzero Peralta
sounds kinda weird…
@nimbusthedragon - omfg, FTW
elizabeth westend actually sounds like some 50s screen siren. neat-o.
Mittsie Vinton
I like it!
I love mine. It would make a great screen name, but would sound really butch. My first puppy was a boy. I’m not revealing it until I get it registered.
Hi. My name is either “Tweak Coolidge”, “Bob Coolidge”, “Teeny Coolidge”, or “Tweak Suffern”, “Bob Suffern”, and “Teeny Suffern”. Which one is best? I like either “Teeny Coolidge” or “Teeny Suffern”. I have lots more names. There is also “Tweak Brown”, “Bob Brown”, or “Teeny Brown”. My fav is “Teeny Brown”. PS: Did you know that “teeny” is actually a name? That’s my aunt’s nickname.@Natalia - What is the bad word name for “stage name”? Tell us…!
Jasmine Pilsbury
On an unrelated note, I saw this and thought you. Doesn’t sound like you’re one of the 6 new cases of of salmonella in NYC though, so that’s good.
@nuanniel - ughhhhhhh, haha – it only lasted that afternoon and then i was fine, so either it was sudden-onset salmonella or i’m just a drama queen who can’t stomach milkshakes
Cali Dewey.
Dang that’s messed up…I lived on a highway with a route address and no actual street. My pet’s name was Sam I Am though.
Oh wow, I become Elvis Winterwind
Dear Natalia,
I always thought that was how to make your “porn star” name but you did say this was the “clean” version.
I’d be Snoopy Shirley.
That doesn’t work because I’m a guy.
And I’m not too snoopy.
I do like Malcolm Ebony, which would be my present pet and street. Or Spike Ebony, which is the other cat.
While I’m here, since you’re part of the “team”, I’ve been wondering why the comments on all my entries from before April 2005 have disappered from my posts. I can see the “eprops” box on some entries and on some even that is gone. I think this happened before and the glitch was fixed soon after, but I haven’t been able to access comments on these old posts now for over a week. Any thoughts?
Michael F. Nyiri, poet, philsopher, fool
I named my first two terrapins Avril and Lavigne. Absurd, I know.
But street “name” would actually be numbers.
Mine’s Buckey rakes.
Weird.
Thanks for subbing Natalia!
I’ll try not to let you down by posting bad posts!
Larry whitecastle
teehee…
Kitty Shaw
@baldmike2004 - having an atypical name, i get enough hits looking for questionable content and was hoping to avoid inevitable google hits from people looking for gross stuff. i’ll have the team look into the comments issue.
@PuRpLe__fLaMeS - Hey, Niki Sixx is a guy! … Sort of.
Yeah, we also called the “not a searchterm I want”star name. Hehehe.
I would be Penelope Fifth Avenue … Classy, no?
Duncan Paradise…i have no choice BUT to go to into porn with that moniker
alas I will never be able to do this. We don’t live off a street; we live off route 419, a country highway. oh woe is me.
Stopped over from a rec. Mine has got to be the most boring stage name ever: Brittany PrairieWaggon.
Fluffy Los Prados yeah, that sound like a good “screen” name
@CanadianBroad - Haha right… I see some kind of joke implied there, but I guess it’d mean more to me if I knew who that was ^-^
Dusty Carroll.
Yeah Dusty Carroll!!!
Hello whats up?
Jazz Canterberry