October 30, 2007

• bébézzsszssz

  I’ve been watching a lot of videos on the site with babies. My ‘rents were the proud owners of a camcorder and brought it out on holiday occasions (until we, the kids, spawned our own siege and took it to film now hilaaaaarious spoofs in the basement), but wow. Parents love the digital cameras and the posting on websites and things of this nature.

  So here is the point of my post. Said parents speak at such a high, squeaky frequency that I don’t question the babies’ apprehension to speak sooner. I fully intend, gentle readers, to speak to my children, should I ever have any with my charming husband, could I put any more commas in this sentence?

  Take two. I fully intend to speak to my children in a normal frequency when they are born (occasional squeaks are inherent and absolutely necessary) in both English and French.

  Whether or not this comes to fruition remains to be seen and may occur . . . with any luck, several years from now, as I am not currently equipped to feed a child (unless it likes cupcakes and coffee, my steady diet) or bathe a child (unless it likes Pantene Red Expressions, which it probably will because it smells soooo good) or even to take care of a child ( . . . I need to take advantage of Netflix in my early twenties, please).

  Oui.

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